John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.

Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair

by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019

John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

by Bronnon October 3, 2019

John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.

Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l

by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019

John

The toilet

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.

by m0ca May 20, 2019

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018