Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.
by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

Usually are terrible at their jobs. Can be a middle child and they suffer from depression. These creatures have no formal education and like to manipulate or micromanage everyone. They carry lice in their hairy backs. Usually have a big belly but small brain titties and a disease filled mouth. They eat a lot and horde candy bars in their pockets.
by Honest Parisian July 3, 2024

The shitcoin of fiat currency, literally the colonizers' money (C stands for colonies). Intended to funnel money from African states (led by corrupt leaders) directly to the French treasury.
Asane - "I will pay you back next month in CFA francs."
Didier - "Keep that shit to yourself bro, I'd rather take toilet paper."
Didier - "Keep that shit to yourself bro, I'd rather take toilet paper."
by jacques_chirac_is_dead November 23, 2021

Ahh... France... the home of Paris, the Eiffel Tower (which was at one point the tallest building in the world) the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre (not to be confused with the UAE Louvre) and many more architectural wonders. Its national day is July 14 (Bastille Day) which commemorates the 1789 storming of the Bastille, which was a pivotal event of the French Revolution. The French also have amazing cuisine, such as the baguette, fries (even though fries were invented in Belgium) the croissant (it has an ancestor from Austria called the kipferl), the pain au chocolat, the macaron, and many more. It also shares its fair share of football clubs, like Lyon, Marseille, Lille, and most notably, Paris Saint Germain. It has a rich and cultured history, from Gaul (Roman France), to the Carolingian Empire, (a well-known empire in the Early Medieval Times), to the Kingdom of France, to the First French Republic, to Napoleonic France, all the way to Modern France. The capital city of France is obviously Paris. However, despite winning Two World Wars, founding the European Union, with five other nations, being a permanent member of the United Nations, it still gets memed on for "Surrendering to Germany". Poor France. Doing all these wonderous achievements and still getting bullied by the internet.
by ABeingThat'sSuperRandom October 10, 2025

by dukeish man September 27, 2020

France, officially French Republic, French France or République Française, country of northwestern Europe. Historically and culturally among the most important nations in the Western world, France has also played a highly significant role in international affairs, with former colonies in every corner of the globe. Bounded by the Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean Sea, the Alps and the Pyrenees, France has long provided a geographic, economic, and linguistic bridge joining northern and southern Europe. It is Europe’s most important agricultural producer and one of the world’s leading industrial powers.
I have a friend from France
by boredoutofmymind1 June 6, 2021

by Sexy House Fly November 7, 2020
