Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023

floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing

Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently

by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020

Floor-drobe

When you don't feel like putting your clothes away, so you put them on the floor

My mother does not like my new floor-drobe.

by Sydnaro8 June 9, 2018

Floor whore

Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.

"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"

by Robustandcrusty May 6, 2016

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash February 29, 2016

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006