post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk

bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues

by bugsbun September 6, 2020

Seattle Side-Bender

When you have sex with your Starbucks barista

Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

alchyweedycokeyketty bender

This occurs when a person gets drunk and then smokes a spliff containing cannabis, cocaine and ketamine. This spliff is also a concoction better known as "disconnected".

Sam: *BLEURGH*
James: *BLEURGH*
James + Sam: YAY! An alchyweedycokeyketty bender!
Mike: You guys are too cool.

by Dual Crimes November 13, 2007

Bender bending rodriguez

A name for a bender. Usually these "benders" bend girders. Once they find out what they are used for though, many goto suicide booths and have weird voices at the the beginning of life, but soon becomes normal by their 2nd or 3rd season.

Bender: Where the hell is a suicide booth at?

You: OMG A BENDER NUH UH OMG A BENDER CAN YOU BEND SOME GIRDERS PLZ!!!!!!! BENDER

by Minh February 5, 2005

Gender bender Day

Gender bender day is a day where all it will be is jokes. Which consists of flashing( showing of one private parts) / mooning( flashing your ass). With the switching of clothes such as girls sagging, boys in a dress etc. But if you are shy or embarrassed, don't be this will only happen twice a year. Go all out

Guys spread the news it's gender bender day, post it on your snapchat.

by Alaya Marshall November 7, 2019

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005