The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 30, 2008

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Walter White

Cancer

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!

by LooseSniper May 23, 2023

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Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024

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walter

he likes fire trucks and monster trucks

walter likes fire trucks and monster trucks

by UteIsGod May 11, 2021

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Cora Walters

Cora can be evil and maybe even crazy sometimes but everyone loves her. She is fun, caring, and always by ur side when she needs to be.

Cora Walters is crazy as hell but still pretty cool 😎

by Bitmojis for life November 18, 2016

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Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.

Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*

by Cool kid Walter school book May 15, 2019

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