Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 12, 2019
by Bruh_lol_ June 14, 2021
by ovks.drago August 07, 2022
Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life
2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly
3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life
2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly
3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”
by I hate rockspiders April 23, 2024
by takedownhomos December 08, 2022
A handsome and intelligent individual usually with red or blonde hair and blue eyes. Neither of his parents go by the name Jamie and he does not respond to the name Jamie. Has a crippling addiction to video games and wastes most of his life in his mother’s basement playing video games.
by Waifu is Waifu fo Life January 29, 2018