Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team
An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school
by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019
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Wear it bare

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.
Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.
by Frog E. February 10, 2011
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wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide
by TheBestBird December 30, 2015
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me wear ho

1. Men's Warehouse at night in Little Rock.
2. Skinning a ho and making them into a scarf, with the intent to wear them.
1. Let's go to me wear ho !
2. 'don't be a ho!'
'i'm not a ho, i wear them!'
by stfukthx July 11, 2008
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Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.
Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.
by Elver Gallarga June 04, 2022
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Beer wear

some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer
"Yo dude did you see that guy we just past?"
"Yeah, he's wearing Beer wear!"
by Dickdoodleham May 24, 2015
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