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Profile twin

a profile twin is like a type of social media user who has the same profile picture as you (if the pic on your profile isn't u but a photo from google and another person has the same one on theirs)
me and my friend have the same kermit the frog meme profile picture on twitter so we're profile twins
by Emilia Fernandez July 30, 2019
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twin pounded

When two brothers/twins fuck a girl at the same time
me and my bro robbie twin pounded this chick last week
by blatblatblat666 April 6, 2017
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Twin Maker

Possesser of unfeasibly large testicles with potential to spawn multiple embryos with just a casual glance.

Also so named as a result of the ability to create two individuals out of a single winger.
Preavalent in urban sofa environments since the mid 80s.
Questionable parentage.
Dood, don't deke the Twin Maker, he'll fuck you up!
by Intoxicated Goat December 7, 2013
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Quentins twin

A boy who stuffs a dildo up his throat until he coughs up blood. While fingering a rhino
Why do you act like quentins twin?
by Yurmumsstepbro September 24, 2019
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Twin Cherries

A set of two very sexy twins.
Damn, do you see those twin cherries over there, or am I just seeing double??
by Foxykip May 22, 2016
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Twin Swapping

The Twin Swapping is when your wife is out of town and her twin comes over so you fuck him in the ass.
My wife lily went out of town for business and her twin luke came over and asked about twin swapping so I fucked him in the ass
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
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