A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
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Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.
Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.
by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017
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Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.
Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!
by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011
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10 tons navy wrecker

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker
by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023
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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose
While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.
by Linderdizzle March 06, 2020
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