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Kyle

Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
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Kyle

KYLE GAMER
by YumYim October 28, 2019
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Kyle

A monster energy addict who will steal your girl or most likely break your heart
“I got hurt by a boy
“Omg he’s such a Kyle”
by Eksaldoomjou September 2, 2020
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Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it
Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!
by swagplantboy December 21, 2022
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Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.
If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.
by Aktually July 2, 2019
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Kyle

This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.
Today is the day that you became a Kyle.
by Elder Brother August 21, 2020
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Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.
"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"
by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018
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