Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.
by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010
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Dirty Thumbing

Lubricating the thumb and rubbing the bare anus counter clockwise while preforming cunnilingis or felatias. Lubricant can vary with surroundings.
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Rule of Thumb

During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.
SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.
by Strangling Jack April 30, 2010
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carmel thumb

While engaging in intercourse with man or woman one member of the party proceeds to insert thumb in other members anus and/or there own anus and continues to put it in their/other members mouth.
Man i was having sexual intercourse with sheryl and i totally gave her the carmel thumb.............. she didnt even know what the fuck was up.
by kevin aka cancer May 9, 2006
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chode thumbs

When someone has abnormal thumbs (like me!!).
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
OMG she has chode thumbs!
by Brissny April 2, 2009
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Thumb Promise

A sacred vow more powerful then a pinky promise. If it is a girl who broke said thumb promise she is intitled to 40 hours of oral sex upon the person who had the promise brokded. If its between two guys you must chop off either of your nuts for punishment.
by Hello kitty 69 May 8, 2008
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hammer thumb

A colloquial expression for 'clubbed thumb', a physiological difference where an individuals' thumb appears shorter or 'ogre-ish' in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.
Dude, have you seen Megan Fox's hammer thumb? Its totally fucking gross, bro. I'd still it though.
by Notacrook June 10, 2010
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