cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!

That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!

by Snoft666 November 29, 2023

thongs

footwear; sandals

PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.

by scariscoolig December 7, 2022

Thong

Australian slang word for sandals. Usually insights childish giggles from ignorant foreigners.

My mate wears black thongs to the beach.

by RegrettableEverything October 6, 2023

Thong Li

Sexiest and the most gay-est in class, mostly attracted to boys due to tons of rejection from girls, is very gay when playing games

Friends: Guy's there's a Thong Li in our class.

by HorseChip November 21, 2021

Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.

Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”

by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)

"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"

by joey bugsville November 10, 2020

Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020