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Kindness

Kindness: a social contract where one party (snowflake) can be a total self-centered, disrespectful and weak minded twat and the other party has to be nice to them by validating their pronouns and following ridiculous rules that make no sense.
Snowflake: show kindness and get vaccinated you Nazi.
Sane Person: I will, just looking for scientific data supporting it’s efficacy and safety
Snowflake: wahhh, you’re cancelled for hurting my feelings and scaring me
Sane Person: FJB
by Ditchy November 17, 2022
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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar
It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage
by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018
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The 5th Kind

Penetraion.
Last night i totally got some...the 5Th kind!!!
by wasssssupppp December 13, 2009
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Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.
So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).
by ApricotFields May 15, 2022
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kind young sir

A disguise phrase for "Kill Yourself" also known as "KYS", usually quoted after being mislead and pranked online.
User 1: Hey, does anyone have the link to the new Ice Spice vid?
User 2: Here you go.. inserts link of two men kissing or a rickroll
User 1: kind young sir.
by elvirus June 17, 2024
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Kindful

1. Full of kindness.
2. Very kind and selfless.
3. Same as kindhearted.
You have a kindful heart.
What u did is the definition of kindful.
by Janeesh February 3, 2022
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