Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
by Oak79 June 17, 2011
Get the Bollock Bankmug. Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016
Get the slappity bollocksmug. When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
Get the have some bollocksmug. by camelot ._. September 9, 2022
Get the billy bollock ballmug. Verb
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014
Get the to bollockmug. A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
Get the Bollocks in a Knotmug. example 1 :
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
****** Someone said cocks?
***** - Cabbage
**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head
*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
****** Someone said cocks?
***** - Cabbage
**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head
*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
Get the blender bollocksmug.