tacky stuff thats shiny and ususally has wads of glitter or gold or something but its tacky so its usually plastic.
by ChopMaster March 28, 2010

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

Bling Bling, otherwise known as Fin Bentham is a mythological creature from Brecon who is known for his nomadic exploits in Hereford. If you’re lucky, you might spot him having a kip under the Eign River Bridge, or asking herefordian citizens for a spanner. If you’re EXTRA lucky, you’ll spot him in churchie indulging in his various hobbies.
“Bling Bling hit a blinker bro”
“Bling Bling hit a double blinker bro”
“Bling Bling, game of bob?”
“Did you see Bling Bling dead on the floor in churchie the other day”
“Yeah buv”
“Bling Bling hit a double blinker bro”
“Bling Bling, game of bob?”
“Did you see Bling Bling dead on the floor in churchie the other day”
“Yeah buv”
by biftalover September 16, 2025

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.
I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."
Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"
Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"
Example 2.
"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."
Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"
Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"
Example 2.
"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019

by john a.l. April 9, 2009

Pasties designed to cover the nipple. Girls wear them at beaches in dance clubs and at adult parties. Also worn by Exotic Dancers
booby bling pasties as seen on web site popular on the lake. Seen in Lake Havasu City. Used in the Movie Paranha 3D
by suezq4 April 27, 2010
