When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.
"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!
by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010
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People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"
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Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago; FDR, after all, made the private ownership of gold illegal and confiscated all gold in the country.
Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago.
by mamacup November 30, 2010
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Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
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Something signifying glamour and status. Think Venga Boys
It’s not tat, Nessa. It’s bling
by Lordifan October 28, 2021
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