parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

parking lot doubles

Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists

Minnesota swamped Wisconsin in the parking lot doubles tournament.

by Kodachrome_CL April 15, 2019

Parking lot drama

An incident that usually takes place after a large group of intoxicated people leave a bar, party, club, etc. When drunken people argue, fight,or cry in a parking lot of a establishment. Considered trashy when this occurs on a weekly basis. Usually the fights or "drama" take place at a parking lot over absolutely nothing or over a situation that nobody will remember in the morning.

1: "She's wasted again....looks like there's going to be some parking lot drama tonight."

2: "He just made her cry....awesome! Should make for some great parking lot drama."

3: "Oh shut up!, I'm sick of your parking lot drama."

by Jenipherrabbit77 December 2, 2010

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

hell of a lot hotter

1. When someone sees someone who is ugly and comments on it to another person.
2. A way of comapring two people.

1. Dude, she was disgusting! She could have been a hell of a lot hotter.
2. Hey, wasn't that girl over there a hell of a lot hotter than this one?

by RabbitManDude June 3, 2017

white people a lot

A phase in someone's life that he considers rough himself, even though he doesn't know jack shit about real problems.

Person 1: Did you hear that Daniel's Bentley broke down? Now he has to ride his 2000$ bike to school.
Person 2: Sounds like he's going through white people a lot.

by CheekyBlyatRekter June 29, 2017

Sir Spanks-a-lot

A man who engages in the act of spanking often.

She loved that her man was a real Sir Spanks-a-lot .

by Shreddesaurous April 27, 2009