Texticles

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.

1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.

by Huntoholic January 3, 2015

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

Testicletastic

used to describe a female that overly excites one to the point of poppage of ones male parts.

that girl was testicletastic she made my eyes and other parts pop.

by Vondra Day Malconner March 30, 2009

Testicle Tostadas

This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!

Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.

by Apollo Jackson August 4, 2009

Indian Testicle Hat

A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH

Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"

by mohammedjihade January 15, 2010

Flick the Testicle

There is no definition, it's rather obvious in a way that it began as a mistake being mis-read for Flick the Bean. Created to take the mick out of people who say Flick the Bean... Also used for various levels of Banter.

Luke: Flick that Bean
Max: Nah mate, Flick the Testicle!

by Michael Townley October 23, 2013

texticles

texts

(anything having to do with texts)

I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.

by dbohl February 18, 2008