Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

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Get the Teddy bearmug.

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

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Get the teddy bear mommug.

[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 August 4, 2008

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Get the [Old Teddy]mug.

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

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