A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.
"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"
by jmactyv March 22, 2017
by Vic Pedersen December 17, 2023
“Yo Lyle you see that group of girls?”
“Yeah man, I’m tryna get me some pink taco bell”
“Let’s hit up the drive through then” (Hooking up)
“Yeah man, I’m tryna get me some pink taco bell”
“Let’s hit up the drive through then” (Hooking up)
by MrDooTheDash September 28, 2022
When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 03, 2024
Belles weird af nickname that no one calls her because they call them belt, brick, beetle and more 🥵😏😫
by hoot rumrumtiger July 03, 2021
(N.) A girl that will ask you to go down on her at 2am. There is usually too much cheese, and even though you said "no sour cream" there's a huge glob of it. The "shell" is usually soggy, and overloaded with "lettuce."
"I went out with this girl, Sabrina. When we got back to my place she was such a Taco Belle. I didn't stopped throwing up for a week."
by TinyDancer37 April 03, 2022