The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.
The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.
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Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.
Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support
by 53414539 April 29, 2022
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Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!
by xRyco February 06, 2022
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cock n ball torture

defined as torture of the male genitalia and testicles, that is um, pleasurable to say the least
" Stfu before I give you Cock n Ball Torture".
by cottage toes December 13, 2021
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Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.
Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?
by SpongyRavioli October 04, 2020
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Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.
You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."
by FlameDuplix007 April 08, 2024
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Torture Dawson Day

Every October 28th you can annoy, torture, or make fun of a guy with the name Dawson without being stopped
Hey bro, Happy Torture Dawson Day
by Cayde63847 October 28, 2021
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