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sausage gut

When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.

Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.

Person2: ::ralf::
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
mugGet the sausage gutmug.

Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.
Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
by jorbastopal November 5, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Zombiemug.

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.
She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.
by P bear delite December 29, 2016
mugGet the Nipple sausagemug.

Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.
We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.
by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017
mugGet the Sausage Brosmug.

sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths
I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out
by FranticApe222 April 8, 2022
mugGet the sausage kissmug.

Pickling The Sausage

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week
by Marcinicus June 18, 2021
mugGet the Pickling The Sausagemug.

sausage nibbler

Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip
if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotionforget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.
by Thegoosekat May 4, 2016
mugGet the sausage nibblermug.

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