sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

Sleepy

Just a tired ender boy who needs more attention

B: Whos that?
V: Oh thats Sleepy.

by SleepySyndicate February 15, 2022

Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.

As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.

by goon451 November 18, 2020

pp go sleepy

where you piss like a frickin gallon of.. well pee, and then knock out

Mom: "Timmy you have school tomorrow, so pp go sleepy"
Timmy: "fine you naggy old bitch

by chonkerman May 27, 2020

Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

Sleepy Juice

Sleepy Juice is the substance doctors put in your toe when you have an ingrown nail

Person 1. "They put sleepy juice in my toe"
Person 2. "Yeet."

by Frogboss McDefiner June 14, 2018