When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023
Get the The Wipe Startmug. On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.
August = Anal !!
August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
Get the August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or Rmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the `~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`mug. Kind of like when a dirt bike is Kick To Start, when a woman’s vaginal area is “LICK TO START” that means it was crusty, doesn’t necessarily mean the person didn’t make her wet, but you had to spit a little on your two fingers in order to provide the necessary amount of lubrication for intercourse inside that crusty alligator pipefish pussy.
by 530.city boys August 15, 2022
Get the lick to startmug. Oh? How did you get that?
Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2024
Get the 2 year head startmug. A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!
Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!
by HylianChampion69 April 21, 2021
Get the Cold Startmug. 