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the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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The Smell of Old Books

This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.
(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.
by Old Books October 26, 2009
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You smell

An endearment term for one's sister, brother, or friend. Or when someone has a horrible odor.
Eww, did you come from gym class? You smell.

Hey, sis. You smell.
by poiface32 January 16, 2018
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make smell

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
dood1: "did you make smell again? my god, i think the radiation is giving me a tan."

dood2: "yes. here's some spf 50 - apply liberally."
by thedoodthemaninthechair October 28, 2007
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the Smell

the smell is the gross yet comforting smell you get when you move your nose piercing, whether it be a septum or a nostril piercing.
"ah I just got the smell"-Leo
"ah niccee"-Devin
by beetlebee May 20, 2020
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New Car Smell

1. when a female has a fresh (hardly used) Vagina 2. slang for a virgins vagina
Dude...when I pulled down her underwear "IT HAD THAT NEW CAR SMELL"
by SixxTwentySeven October 29, 2013
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goddessy smell

after my wife cut a loud, strong-smelling fart while sitting next to me on the couch i inhaled her goddessy smell and got turned on.
by Scott26 July 17, 2006
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