Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer

by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022

Samuel O'Hare

Someone who is always on your thoughts. Someone who is always in your heart. Someone who you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who just with a soft spoken word, can change the outlook of your day. He is the most incredible person that'll walk into your life and from that day on, you'll share only special moments with. Life is not easy, but he will change every dynamic known to you. He is someone you look forward to seeing, knowing, being with and forever present in your mind, you'll know he's the one you want to see the world with. He's sincere, incredibly handsome, sweet, caring, super charming and that one hug of his is enough to set you free. You'll look forward to spending the future in his arms.

To me, Samuel O'Hare is all i know, all i see. To me, he is the only one i ever hoped would be. Today, tomorrow and forevermore.

by KristyCall01 May 24, 2010

Samuel kenmare

a Samuel kenmare is a famous youtube with 1 million subscribers. he is famously known for shitting himself. his content is mainly him diving in baths half naked with bois. on his YouTube he makes fifa videos with his boyfriend called jack dempsey

NO WAY ITS SAMUEL KENMARE!!!!!!

by Jack butterworth October 21, 2020

Samuel Chung

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy. I LOVE CUM

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy I love cum said Samuel Chung

by Yummy yummy yummy November 19, 2019

Samuel Shenton

Founder of the Flat Earth Society

Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England

by theepicjoker March 18, 2018

samuel lees

a very gay person named samuel lees

samuel lees is so gay

by Christian6969 July 1, 2020

Samuel Wright

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.

Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020