abby rogers

the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.

me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )

by your local holy keigan November 5, 2020

roger sherman

only the best signer of the declaration of independence

guy one: did you hear about roger sherman?
guy two: do dude who the fuck is he
guy one: O__0

by roger sherman January 23, 2014

shitty rogers

A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob

Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck

by Shitty Rogers September 5, 2016

TJ Rogers

TJ Rogers is a very complicated man with many mysterious endeavors. Not only is he very smart, but is athletic too. TJ Rogers is a kind soul, yet can turn into a monster the moment you cross him. His favorite meal is milk and will eat it three meals a day. Rumor has it that his bones are the strongest material on the planet. He’s also uncircumcised.

Tiffany: TJ Rogers is coming this way! Rumor has it that he is uncircumcised.
Eric: Wow! You think he’ll store my quarters?
TJ: Hey guys, I’m uncircumcised.

by MyHeartShatters July 18, 2022

dom rogers

dom rogers also known as sex offender is a queer boy who likes it up the bum

omg you such a dom rogers wth

by archerm83 November 6, 2021

Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.

Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.

by nralbert June 7, 2021

Roger Dodger

The phrase "Roger Dodger" originated during World War II, and was verbally circulated throughout the United States military as a part of a story about a pilot or soldier that added his own flair to radio phraseology. The punch line of this story is, "Roger Dodger, you old codger!" The story was passed along by servicemen in all branches of the military.

- Pilot, I need you to land on that rice field!
- Roger Dodger

by L-Broskie February 28, 2021