Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.

Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!

by john.fisherman February 8, 2018

Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.

The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.

by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021

EC rating

EC is a movie rating abbreviation that stands for extra cheese.
Modern movies that are created by talentless, pc, tolerant wimps with no sense of humor are the driving force behind these multimillion dollar pieces of shit. Toilet humor, tough chicks and indestructible cars that can drive off the grand canyon and continue driving are hallmarks of EC movies.

Dude: When will they stop making scary movie sequels?

Dudette: like for real, nothin but hits to the head and overpaid celebs...

Dude: Do the wayans know the only reason their movies are popular now is because they're black and the media is pushing miscegination?

Duddete: No, they're just brain washed automatons with limited comprehension abilities.

EC rating

by crimebob32 August 26, 2013

Soon Be Rated

a term used by roadmen or drillers in the uk to say "i will be popular soon"

"bro ur songs are underrated bro"
"i know my bro soon be rated"
"mandem ahlie?"
"ahlie"

by poopeater445 August 21, 2021