Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

THE question

the unanswerable question that only has one correct answer. people commonly get confused, meaning that their IQ is not high enough to understand.

in this example, Mars does not possess the correct IQ to answer the questions.

"Yo, Mars, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games - UNLIMITED GAMES - but no more games?"

"uuhhh.... both?"

"it's THE question, bro."

by SAMMEY1143 March 16, 2024

Unchristian question

A question categorizing as "Unchristian", as told by Philippine President Spokesperson Harry Roque, without any religious basis.

How come that was not an Unchristian question wherein in fact, it wasn't related about religion in the first place?

by Hey, Run April 11, 2021

Repeat the Question

When you force someone to repeat the question you were just asked. Using "it slipped my mind" as an excuse.

Gina: *asks question*
Ellie: *was tuned out* could you repeat the question?
Gina: ...
Ellie: I heard you, but it slipped my mind
Gina: yeah of course!

Jane: *in corner* sus

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

Statistical Question

Any question that can be represented by data on a graph. A Non-Statistical Question is a question that CANNOT be represented by any data and can be simply answered.

For instance, a Statistical Question would be:
How many minutes does a typical sixth grader read each day?
This is a Statistical Question because, it can be represented by data telling how many minutes a sixth grader spends reading each day.
Non-Statistical Question:
What is your best friend’s favorite TV show?
This is a Non-Statistical Question because, it can be simply answered and doesn’t need any data to tell or represent what your best friend’s favorite TV show is.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here May 27, 2023