clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

wiener and pudding

a slang for eluding that you are gonna get sex.

I'm gonna get some wiener and pudding tonight.

I hope you do.

by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Fapioca pudding

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

Pudding Cat

1. A woman's vagina who is particularly fond of cunnilingus.

1. She spread her legs and let me taste her pudding cat.

by La Puta de la Utah July 19, 2012