Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
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Strictly Professional

When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.
I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday.

It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.
by Dr Bary February 12, 2012
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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 04, 2023
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The Professional

A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush
by H dawgy August 27, 2019
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Professional 'Ho'

A professional 'ho', is a woman in the rap game with bars.
They sing about their coochies, vaginas, cat, vulva, punani. The whole thing, they have to mention their privates in any way.
This girl is a professional 'ho'. And this is a ho with BARS!!!!!
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Professional Ho

A woman in the rap game that emotes a lot of attention to their vaginas.
She is a professional Ho...
She a ho with BARS!!!!
by Steps by Sovereign September 15, 2020
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