A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty
Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?
by Dr. Kink August 26, 2015
Get the Kink pattymug. by Sarzy September 17, 2003
Get the Pattie Slappermug. The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.
by Michael Lange August 19, 2006
Get the The Patty Wagonmug. A form of voluntary sexual torture, in which a mans penis is grinded up using a meat grinder, it is one of the extreme forms of cock and ball torture.
by KimJongUn12345 April 10, 2019
Get the The Krabby Pattymug. When an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their ass, sticks their bare ass in someone else's face
by Ragin Kagin July 26, 2010
Get the crabby pattymug. Spoiled hamburger patties that have taken on the aroma of fecal material, or the color.
A compressed piece of fecal matter, in the shape of a hamburger patty.
A compressed piece of fecal matter, in the shape of a hamburger patty.
by Bob Dob; the Cob. June 16, 2004
Get the poop pattiemug. by big D lil Aids December 8, 2020
Get the travvy pattymug.