clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

wiener and pudding

a slang for eluding that you are gonna get sex.

I'm gonna get some wiener and pudding tonight.

I hope you do.

by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Pudding brain

Used for when you wanna tell somebody they said some stupid thing in an argument.

Shut up you’re literally a pudding brain, don’t say some dumb shit like that again.

by werty122 September 9, 2020

Pudding Cat

1. A woman's vagina who is particularly fond of cunnilingus.

1. She spread her legs and let me taste her pudding cat.

by La Puta de la Utah July 19, 2012