National DeepThroat Prevention Day

April 30 is National Deepthroat Prevention Day. To stop these hoes form death by deepthroat

Mom: It's National Deepthroat Prevention Day.
Son: Cap!

by Ray Reeves April 30, 2021

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021

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Urban Dictionary spelling wrong

I got "there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted" when I typed gibberish

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

loneliness in the presence of company

when you're around others, yet you can't seem to feel like you are

you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness

when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...

you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible

you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help

meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone

ethan jewell has a great album called loneliness in the presence of company.

by I’m finally breathing October 9, 2022

Pretentious

1. Anyone that uses a Mac, or is a slave to the iMovement.

Pretentious iSlave: OMG!!...the Mac Air is so sleek and small and portable!!

Normal Person: So are all the 10 different netbooks that are available and blow the Mac Air out of the water...

by InfinitiGEEdub November 11, 2009

Pretentious Artslut

Female, can be be a good artist, but usually just takes art classes and draws mediocre at best. Says shes the shit, and talks about all the obsolete people/art/music she knows and likes. Has excessive meaningless tattoos of cupcakes in visible places and piercings. Wants to be unique and not a part of the corporate scene, but works at mcdonalds. Sexually promiscuous, but calls other girls who sleep around sluts. Has had multiple STDs, smokes, drinks, does dope and in general doesn't care about her health. Can be extremely loud and obnoxious around her friends, but as soon as she's with normal people, she's quiet and shy because she has very low self esteem unless she's with others that are exactly like her.

Jane: "I didn't have time to do my homework for art class, I was too busy visiting my friend who owns an art gallery. He's so well known among my circles of only real artists. I used to date him, because you know, he's just so awesome like me."

Bob: "Wow, Jane, you're such a pretentious artslut."

by intendedforadultuseonly May 18, 2011

Pretentious Anti-Hipster

A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Dude, Drew is such a pretentious anti-hipster.

by HunterPreyHipster March 22, 2011