nuke my asshole

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021

Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop

oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Finna drop a nuke

The act of taken a dump so vile and repulsive that it makes you and everyone else in the area feel like the japs on Aug 6 & 9, 1945

You gonna have to pressure wash your bathroom bro, I’m finna drop a nuke

by Rosey O’Cocknell July 16, 2019

North Korea’s Nuke

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

by University of Markov May 18, 2018

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

by Feeshepherd May 4, 2021

C-nuke

A less offensive way of saying cunt. For when you need to take things a level up from the F-bomb, but there are Christians within earshot.

"Did you hear that shit? She totally dropped the c-nuke up in here! God I love that in a woman."

by bken May 12, 2008

Juke (Jager Nuke)

The Juke is a shot of jagermiester but instead of normal energy drink mix together Apple Sourz and Smirnoff Ice to make a toxic looking mixer then drop in your jager shot and bottoms up

This drink has a big kick as it is pure alcohol used to make, it has a ver fruity kind of refreshing taste and are very easy to pour and easy to drink all night

enjoy

Guy 1: What you drinking it looks toxic
Guy 2: Its a Juke (Jager Nuke) it will blow your mind

by Adam Macca Macklam June 9, 2011