Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

Stress

Grades.

School is giving me too much stress.

by AndersonTokington March 11, 2019

Stress

Her name is BIANCA

Ugh she make me so stress damn my blood pressure so high

by Stupidddd November 21, 2019

e-stress

Stress that comes from electronics

"I can't remember my passwords - I can't take anymore e-stress tonight"

by Zenmistress59 May 13, 2018

Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday

“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”

by GoodOleKnag October 30, 2017

Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.

Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress

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