PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
by scariscoolig December 08, 2022
by kweenbee3 January 02, 2019
by Littleaussiesheila August 06, 2018
A piece of slutty undergarment in various seductive colors that fast female wear to make men’s dick’s hard. Very thin and Lacey and rides up that thot’s backside to reveal the total ass.
I got to keep that hoe’s thong after wearing her ass out,I wear that thong with pride on my head (with the ass and the pussy part facing my nose) like a luchador and wack off.
by Assman2000 February 08, 2021
1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
by Candinator June 04, 2019
According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
by Cowgirl69420 March 07, 2021
Max: Yesterday i had bebe now i wear on booty i call it THONG
kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?
Max: idk dude, maybe.
kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?
Max: idk dude, maybe.
by bolt148 March 16, 2020