Hole Poker. An immature female looking to trap a male for life by poking holes in condoms in hopes the males' sperm will impregnate her.
John: "Watch out! She's a Ho Po, betcha nine months down the road someone will be a father!"
Larry: "Only way she'll get a guy to settle down..."
Larry: "Only way she'll get a guy to settle down..."
by HottyPatrol August 23, 2018

by cmoll9 May 25, 2011

by Siggyyyy October 18, 2008

by amyh July 7, 2010

Getting lucky with something, then claiming you expected it all along. Most commonly used when winning a bet. Person who poes usually tries to pull off the lucky circumstance as if nothing special had happened
Ben: I bet you $1,000 that I will get that random girl's phone number
CJ: Hah, you're too fat so she'll never in 1 million years say yes
* says yes *
Ben (po-ing so hard): Told ya
CJ: Hah, you're too fat so she'll never in 1 million years say yes
* says yes *
Ben (po-ing so hard): Told ya
by Bro Code Vocab July 12, 2015

A mostly rural saying used by teachers in rural schools to avoid cursing.
Pain
In
The
Ass
Piece
Of
Shit
Pain
In
The
Ass
Piece
Of
Shit
by 1337donald January 19, 2010
