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Melissa Diaz

Super sexy, hot, funny, generous, loving, caring beautiful girl who never ceases to make you smile with her charm and wit. She is creative and super smart, and an amazing girlfriend. She strives to seek the lord with all her heart and is beyond compassionate with others. She believes in God and believes strongly in who he has made her become throughout the years of her life. Her favorite color is blue but she also loves red. Her eyes sparkle in the night and her smile lights up the room, and no one can compete with her true natural gorgeous incredible beauty that she possesses.
“ Wow you are becoming more of a Melissa Diaz every time we meet”
by Melissa Díaz May 24, 2022
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Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you
Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss
by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022
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Melissa

Hey melissa your the best person in the world
melissa: aww yes
by jklol222 January 23, 2022
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Melissa

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022
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Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.
by Quickchow October 20, 2021
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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