Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you

Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss

by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022

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Melissa

Sexy, romantic and beautiful girl. Artistic and smart yet still able to have fun. She speaks her mind but is still extremely kind.

"Damn... Melissa is so beautiful and smart, I wish she would be my maths tutor."

by 69Jake420 August 6, 2022

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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

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Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.

Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((

by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022

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