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Person 2: Yes.
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person one: is that Melissa
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
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Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
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A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
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