Meatballed

Goofed up or fucked up, or mishandled a situation.

“Gee, I think I really meatballed that date last night. She's never gonna call me again. I knew I shouldn’t have talked about the pigeon I’m training the whole time.”

by Meatballer June 30, 2023

crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.

Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.

by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022

meatball

A short, tan, crazy, drunk Italian woman.

Snooki and deena are the best meatballs in jersey.

by djcraycray420 October 22, 2023

Meghans meatballs

A legend of the streets. The best creation of god in Western Hemisphere. Said to be so good one can become intoxicated off them. 10/10

Gimme some of meghans meatballs

by Bigassssforehead September 21, 2020

The Meatball

A ritual in which the person is covered in marinara sauce and tickled until they can no longer stand it

Before we let him into our gang we hit him with the meatball

by BingBing201785 August 22, 2019

Chucking the meatballs

The code word for masturbating when your parents are around

Ye, chucking the meatballs is hard to do when my mom’s home.

by Batboi 487 January 8, 2019

Crimean meatball

When you fuck a girl in her dad's car and turn on the stereo to play Broken Wings by Mr. Mister and then nut in her eye so she can't change the channel.

We borrowed her dad's squarebody broh, the FM was pre-tuned to the oldies station, and I just managed to pull off the Crimean meatball before Alone by Heart came on.

by Pork 'n' Slaw March 4, 2021