A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
by sigma sugma September 08, 2021
Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.
A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?
Mike: It's not that hot.
Josh: Mate, you're sweating.
Mike: I'm fine.
Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.
Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
Mike: It's not that hot.
Josh: Mate, you're sweating.
Mike: I'm fine.
Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.
Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
by thebloodydamnguy September 09, 2020
A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.
by Nathanfarts2002 May 18, 2021
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 11, 2022
Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver
by Hockley chiller crew February 01, 2022
When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
by Larnsdale October 13, 2020