by cactuscactuscsctus1 August 05, 2019
This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
by Who cares my friend August 04, 2023
LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 04, 2020
by Pillop June 02, 2022
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Works in a hotel and operates the lift. Guests can consult him while being in the lift and ask him questions about the hotel and events that happen there. Usually, he wears white gloves, a cap and a fancy uniform fitting to the corporate design of his employer.
The lift boy is the lowest and most dispensable employee in the enormous hierarchy of the hotel's domestic staff.
by rmbelin August 26, 2011