Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019
Get the Sit on lap daymug. by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021
Get the sit on the police lapmug. I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job
by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018
Get the Lap dance dialmug. 1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
by that kind of dad June 1, 2016
Get the sit on my lapmug. The limit of acceptable physical contact between two platonic opposite gender friends, established by mutual agreement.
Karen and Bob decided that hugging and kissing on the cheek didn't cross the Lap-Dance Line for them, but motorboating did.
by KronocideStl March 15, 2009
Get the Lap-Dance Linemug. 1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.
by Joel OSU March 31, 2003
Get the Fuzzy Lap Floundermug. by fuck boston October 7, 2007
Get the run a lap millermug.