Lance corporal esque activities

An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.

"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"

by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024

Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

Lance Thirtyacre

The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.

Person 1 "Lance Thirtyacre is hot"

Person 2 "Agreed"

by biman05 June 06, 2023

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 16, 2021

lancing out

The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!

Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"

Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"

Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"

by sickofweakdogs March 18, 2011

Lanced

A verb.

The term Lanced refers to when a poor unsuspecting player is contacted by none other than CaptainLance9 to have his precious item turned into an "investment" in the future of Lance's build and crafts.

Did you guys see how he just Lanced that poor Kalandra's Touch? He says its an investment, but CAUGHT.

by Doubter69420 May 29, 2025

LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023