Lamb Recorder

To suck on the succulent wang #fullmeatfalvour

Julie spent all Friday night on the lamb recorder to get her citizenship

by Trumtitties August 26, 2019

shani lamb

A girl with huge knickers, a pretty face and is on FaceTime to me right now looking as though she could murder a hamburger and fried, her type is weird skinny blonde ratty looking men. She loves the term you do you, she has face dimples when smiling but that only happens when Josh makes her laugh and somehow she managed to squeeze a very beautiful human from her sun roof

Hey I’m feeling down let’s ring shani lamb

by Bigmanjp October 30, 2022

Lamb

1. A person who is below your standards

2. A person who follows what everyone else is doing

1. Talking all that shit. Bitch you a lamb

2. Bro. You a lamb copying them.

by Trade Marked March 23, 2017

Baa Lamb

A Baa Lamb is a Lamb born before March,
The term originated from Wales.

"Lambs? But it's only February?"
"Awh look at the little baa lambs!"

by G-God January 26, 2017

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.

Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!

by Carl Williams November 17, 2022

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024