lamppost

An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.

"Do you want to make a lamppost"

by europiss November 27, 2005

Lampo

To be gay or to appear homosexual
Often happens when misspelling lmao
Anyone who does this, is obviously gay
That lampo.

Savannah238: Omg thats so funny lampo
Savannah238: *lmao

^obviously gay

That silly lampo!

by Thecoolestguyever December 28, 2008

Skeletal Lamping

Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.

by Alice McBatman September 17, 2010

lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before

1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."

by smashleigh91 July 28, 2009

llampito

(v.) To ride a llama in the manner that is the equivalent of flying on said llama's back down a glorious mountain side whilst showering in the tears of one's enemies and sipping from a golden goblet filled with the laughter of children.

Awesome person: Sloane and I are going llampitoing tomorrow over Zimbabwe.

Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! CAN I COME ALONG?

Awesome person: Fuck you Jimmy, get your own llama.

Jimmy: ..But...But I have my own llama..!

Awesome person: No, Jimmy; that is an alpaca, and alpacoing is for douche tractors.

by Captain Horatio McGellan October 30, 2011

llampandmoo

a fusion on llama,panda, and cow
very weird/cute/random/funny person

pandafluff is equal to llampandmoo

by llapandow November 17, 2011

Lampsony

When an object is of extreme value.

That is SOOOOO lampsony

by Eric167167 October 11, 2007