Ivan

An ivan can talk behind your back, but pretend to be your frined when your near. When you really are hurt then he will help you, other than that he will pretend he's ok with you. But if you ever have someone ask him what he thinks about you, then he say the truth, bad or good, who knows, but if he knows the person that asked is your friend he might end up lying, bad or good, or he will say the truth.

? 1: hey look it's ivan
? 2: i heard he's talking behind someone's back again
? 1: wow poor person

by Otaku_here April 7, 2019

ivanna

usually a simp, someone that is always trying to find love. When they find love they usually start simping way to hard.

"thats Ivanna the simpest simp out of all simps"

by ipponn March 7, 2021

Crazy Ivan

Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...

1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?

2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!

by eakthemonkey May 17, 2004

Ivan

A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.

Ivan you fucking Weeaboo!

by Fatboyyy23 December 5, 2016

Ivan

Ivan who’s is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday

“Ivan your so fat “ “ Ivan your wearing the same cloths again “

by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018

Ivanna

Very nerdy person who loves books, especially crap ones (girl king, Boy queen)

IM NOT SURPRISED!
I state the obvious!

by mr.funnypants May 5, 2005

Ivanize

The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.

Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!

Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!

Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!

Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!

by Vitamin CV December 20, 2008