A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
Get the The Simple Thingsmug. Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise
Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'
Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'
Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally
Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022
Get the Simplemug. "Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
Get the simple crunchymug. A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
Get the Simple couple onionmug. Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to try so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.
PS : If you are dating a Simple then "beware" , as they can be dangerous individuals when it comes to dating. They are known to be natural bullies in dating.
PS : If you are dating a Simple then "beware" , as they can be dangerous individuals when it comes to dating. They are known to be natural bullies in dating.
by PewDiiiiPie November 24, 2021
Get the Simplemug. Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022
Get the bog simplemug.