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The Gusalim Happened

another definition of "anak tolol lu" which means dumbass
"i forgot to bind my account to google play"
"The Gusalim Happened"
by Tratto21 May 15, 2023
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face
by Louwie May 4, 2024
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It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉
But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333
by The Greatest Event of All Time January 24, 2024
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The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch
Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason
by TurtleMilk420 June 8, 2022
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