inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.

Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.

by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010

inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014

Invermere

A crappy small town in Western Canada that has nothing to offer except a few golf courses, and one crappy ski hill. People often flock there from Alberta because it is a vacation town.

Dave: Hey man do you want to go to Invermere?

Mike: No. No I do not.

by FearAfter May 23, 2011

inverted chili dog

the shit that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

I was pissin brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 5, 2008

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005

Invermere

A tiny ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the kids are usually known as a hockey kid, soccer kid, skater boy, nerd or classic puck slut. 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. There are like 3 places that there are parties every fucking night. If you plan on partying here, expect to get breezes and bongs shoved in your face. Half the people there are fucking, and the other half are fighting. And theres always boys walking around like they own the town, finding girls to fuck and chuck. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for. The only good event that ever happens in this shitty town are the Rockeys games, which always ends up with them losing. Looking to meet someone new? Too bad because in this town, everyone knows everyone. And everyone has probably fucked everyone.

Guy 1: "Lets do something new tonight"
Guy 2: "We are in fucking Invermere. Theres nothing to do"
Guy 3: "Lets just go to the party I guess"
Guy 1: "All the parties are the same"
Guy 3: "Yeah you're right never mind"

by agdhjfak7383 January 25, 2019

cerebro-anal inversion

1) The state of having one's head up one's lower digestive passage;

2) Invincible arrogance.

All of the candidates for office appeared to suffer from cerebro-anal inversion

by Murdo Douglas October 15, 2011